Emilee. Massachusetts-born New Hampshire dweller. 17. Gay as fuck.

tommypom:

This is me sneezing and it’s one of the most adorable things you’ll watch all day.

WHAT IS THIS
WHAT IS THIS
WHAT IS THIS
sassykardashian:

shit girl you trynna holla or what

sassykardashian:

shit girl you trynna holla or what

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

(Source: adteachings)

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

dragonpie:

durbikins:

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted
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what the fuck did I just see

sirderpington:

twofingerswhiskey:

egberts:

parents who dont let their eight year olds play with kids of the opposite gender are fuckin weird theyre eight wtf are they gonna do have sex jfc

when i was thirteen i had an all-genders sleepover that ended with a broken window, a melted cake, a guitar hero “redo” that lasted three hours and the cops (and a parent) showing up

also one girl got pregnant and another discovered that they were using tampons wrong

that was wild from start to finish

exitsignstohell:

hickies are the universal sign of I got some last night and you didn’t

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

(Source: officialkirstie)

mooncalfe:

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

i think i’ve reblogged this before but who cares

(Source: oddhour)