Emilee. Massachusetts-born New Hampshire dweller. 17. Gay as fuck.

m-uther:

mixed pale ☼

Fuck kiss. You me.

m-uther:

mixed pale ☼

Fuck kiss.
You me.

grownupsealand:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Walmart brand Ice Cream Sandwiches don’t melt

Walmart food is literally the scariest shit like once I got a carton of eggs AND THEY WERE FERTILIZED. FUCKING DEAD BABY CHICKEN IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING EGGS LIKE REALLY WHAT THE FUCK WALMART?!!!?? WHAT THE FUCK.

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

(Source: deaglefifty)

sick-flip:

fire-og:

skatewhore:

rustyness:

He is not Human.

As far as I can work out this actually breaks physics

wut


Nice

sick-flip:

fire-og:

skatewhore:

rustyness:

He is not Human.

As far as I can work out this actually breaks physics

wut

Nice

jassminekay:

Click here for the original video.

jassminekay:

Click here for the original video.

awkwardvagina:

theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

thefuuuucomics:

crying

(Source: tkyle)